You’d think that while Dave Grohl is in Milton Keynes for his upcoming Foo Fighters gigs at the National Bowl, he might want to see the sights of this incredible city of dreams, right?
Wrong.
We sent a very polite email to his publicist (see below) inviting him on a magical mystery tour around our fair concrete metropolis.
We even offered trips to the infamous concrete cows, the city centre, and the train station – only to be told that this was ‘not going to happen’.
As you can imagine we were brokenhearted.
We’re fed up of these big name celebrities coming to the Keynes, playing our venues, and not getting stuck into the city itself.
So, undeterred, the Beatcheck Monkey and his trusty sidekick Stef decided to put on the tour anyway.
We think that ‘Dave’ had a great time. We certainly did. Check out the images and captions below and you can too.
And that was that. If only the real Dave could have joined us, it would have been even better – if that’s possible.
Anyhow, here’s the letter we sent to Dave’s publicist.
If only….