More townie joy as Primark arrives in Milton Keynes

By 9th November 2011Shopping

Townies were in a state of ecstasy for a second time this week as Primark announced it is to open its doors in the concrete city.

The jumble sale-cum-high-street chain revealed plans to open a store close to the stadium:mk in the same week that cheese-fest Oceana announced it is to keep its doors open.

Primark is the high street’s number one purveyor of dirt-cheap tat and is a must if you like hormonal teenagers, dirty housewives, and want to get the exact same outfit as everyone else on the number 23 bus. ┬áThe MK store will be part of the MK1 development next to the home of the Dons, alongside Marks and Spencer, River Island and other kinds of chain store mediocrity.

One townie, who we interviewed said: “Mate, it’s like Christmas came twice already and it’s not even Christmas yet. Is it? What date is it again?”

When we asked him about Primark’s questionable record on child labour, he said:” “Yeah I well voted Labour, innit?”

Well, to be fair, now that we have cheap clothes for scummers, who gives a damn? Let’s just shop, skank and be merry.

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